Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
– My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)


*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

If they don’t know you personally, don’t take it personal. – Khleo Thomas (via tall)

my life is one big “wow ok”

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